Joyeuse St Valentin :)
I Get the Best Looks From People When I Crochet in Public
Them:
Me:
UGGGHHHH I hate that fucking shit! “Where is the other stick?” is usually answered with an “up your ass bitch” or an “call my fucking hook a stick again fuck face”
(via crochetproblems)
Janice:
Do you like these? Someone is selling them on Etsy for $28.
NOPE… Yall mo’fuckers on etsy be STRAIGHT set tripping on these prices and then cry about how it handmade and minimum wage and shit. No one in their RIGHT mind is gonna spend $30+ (cause you know them etsy fuckers LOVE to pad the shipping) on some mo’fucking gloves that won’t even their fingers warm. Etsy is a wonderful place to steal ideas and hoard them for your own glorious creations and nothing the fuck else.
I Am Building A House Out Of Crochet
- completed late 2010
- 1507.0 yards of jute twine plus some cotton and rope
- 7 1/2’ x 3 1/4’ x 3 1/4’
- Featured Craft/Material Studies piece at the VCUArts 2011 Student Exhibition.
I am unsure what the hell is going on here and how life would be lived in said crochet house. But I admire her fucking gumption!
ooooo See I am planing to make my wedding dress and this looks semi-do-able
(via doublecrochets)

droools…. YARNGASUM
(via doublecrochets)
Fuck My Life & Granny Squares
So I started this project because one my sofa looks like HELL… and two I had a fuck-ton of salvage yarn in various shades of blue & grey. I decided to make a slip cover for my sofa using the good old granny square… 60 squares in and my ass don’t want to finish and my next semester at school starts on Tuesday. I need some mystical energy and power to come over me to get this thing DONE.











